Pamplemousse

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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Period Watch..Day 621

Nope, not here yet.

I phoned the clinic, looking for my fave nurse but she was not there. Upshot of the conversation? Wait until Friday. If the bleeding has not started by then, come in for a lookie-loo.

Just great. A speed date with the wandmonkey.

But I will have to change out of my jimjams. Curses.

11 Comments:

At 1:44 PM, Anonymous Lori said...

I hope something happens by Friday - it would be such a shame if you had to get out of your jimjams.

 
At 2:19 PM, Anonymous InSpring said...

Period Watch - is this a spin off of Bay Watch* and more importantly will there be any life guards on this show?

Sex and Motrin always help bring mine on early...so ask Mr. Pamplemousse if he's up for a err, not so speedy date...

* (I hope I'm not being a chauvinistic American assuming you'll get the reference - I know you're a whore for American TV)

 
At 3:56 PM, Blogger DD said...

I've got my binoculars. You look THAT way and I'll look THIS way. Set up a flare if you see her, but try not to shoot her in the eye, mmkay?

 
At 4:16 PM, Anonymous Alex/ Infertile Gourmet said...

Agghhhhhhhh why oh why do these bodies not listen to us. They should do what we want for god sakes we own them afterall right?

Hope things change really soon. I am getting tired of reading the same old thing over here. Could you please excite me a little? You know because it is all about me.

Hope you are keeping together.I am thinking of you..

 
At 4:44 PM, Anonymous pixi said...

I would never get out of my pajamas, if I didn't have to.

I hope it makes an appearance, before Friday. Or if not, I hope they can do something to get you on track right quick (forgive my ignorance in these matters, if that makes no sense at all!). Mostly I just want this to work out for you, so I hope there's a way to remove any/all obstacles.

 
At 6:21 PM, Blogger fisher queen said...

Leave it to Herself to blow the jimjam vacation. I like what DD said...

 
At 10:16 PM, Anonymous Erin said...

You cracked me up with this post, particularly the “Day 621” snark.

Good luck, and thanks for being funny.

 
At 11:40 PM, Blogger Ornery said...

Argh, so sorry that your body continues to screw with your mind. Provera-induced bleeding used to be the one thing I could count on, but in recent months, my body can't even get that right anymore! A double-dose of PIO in the ass eventually did the trick for me. Hopefully, a good swishing around with the wand monkey will provide some answers for you.

 
At 12:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope the red siren shows her face for you.
Do you really have to change out the jimjams?

 
At 5:40 AM, Blogger Tazzy said...

ah, wandmonkey. that's a great new term (at least, new to me.) good luck with that.

 
At 12:53 PM, Blogger Millie said...

You are a far better woman than I. I would just wear my pjs straight into the doctors office. Any my fuzzy purple slippers as well.

Perhaps the threat of the wandmonkey will do just the trick?

 

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