Pamplemousse

PCOS - check. Infertility - check. IVF - check. 43 years young - check. Sick of babydust - fricking double check. Join a Scottish infertile as she slowly swirls down the plughole. Now with added donor egg flava.

Friday, January 06, 2006

Time of Your Life

CD1 is here again.

I was just posting over at Manuela's place when I felt the cramps. Of course Hope had been squatting like a troll for a few days saying "Just because they could not find one decent egg during 2 IVFs does not mean that you could not just pop one out on your own. You never know - stranger things have happened!! This was only a 54 day cycle, not 84 days. That means something huh huh???"

Yeah, bitch. That means I am one more cycle nearer to menopause.

I have gagged her with a K*tex and bundled her back into the locked wardrobe, where she belongs.

Now. Where did I put the last of that festive season shortbread???

14 Comments:

At 4:52 PM, Blogger April said...

Oh I'm so incredibly sorry...

Thinking of you.

 
At 5:33 PM, Anonymous Manuela said...

Godamnmotherfuckingtwatbagofscummydonkeyballs!

No! NO! NOOO!!!!

Oh, Pamplemousse... noooo.... this is just so damn FRUSTRATING... all my anger at the Universe for the colossal travesty that is infertility is being unleashed this very second on your behalf.

I can't even express anything other than bilious anger right now... I'll have to come back when I can say something a little more nourishing and enlightened.

 
At 6:09 PM, Anonymous Jenn said...

I'm sorry, even if I can't say it quite as colorfully as Manuela ;)

 
At 11:21 PM, Blogger DD said...

Thanks, Hope got what she deserved. Flighty callous bitch!

 
At 12:02 AM, Anonymous Lori said...

Oh crap - I'm so sorry. Hope can be such a kicker.
I hope you've scarfed down som festive season shortbread and maybe washed it down with something equally festive.

 
At 3:43 AM, Blogger Vacant Uterus said...

How horrid! I agree, Manuela said it best. Hope's the worst.

 
At 5:31 AM, Blogger Ova Girl said...

I'm sorry Pamplemousse. That Hope's a callous bitch. Gee it's good to have Manuela in your corner though...

 
At 10:32 AM, Anonymous Kath said...

I can't believe I'm only now reading your blog, Pamplemousse -- it has taken me so long! Just wanted to say that it's been so good meeting you. I am so sorry and frustrated and sad and maddened at what you've had to go through. Seems as if the fates are determined to wear you down to a little nub. I'm so hoping your story becomes one of happiness soon. I'll be there to watch that happen, my dear.

 
At 10:48 AM, Blogger Lut C. said...

Perhaps it only means you shouldn't be posting at Manuela's place.* ;-)

Stop the presses, new IF diagnosis found: Blogged tubes.**


* Manuela's blog is on my to-discover list.
** Variants are blogged ovaries, blogged uterus, ...

 
At 4:31 PM, Blogger Thalia said...

Yuk. Bugger. That sucks. Hope really needs to be brought into line. Just enough but not too much...

 
At 6:17 PM, Blogger PortLairge said...

I'm sorry. I hate Hope!

 
At 9:10 PM, Blogger MsPrufrock said...

I've said it before, and I've said it again--mediums of communication are known to bring on periods. Mine always comes after I call my doctor to say I have yet to have my period, or when I email him to say the same. IT KNOWS.

 
At 3:05 PM, Anonymous wessel said...

There aren't any words bad enough to describe what I want to say. Don't you just find that the f word is SO inadequate at times like these?

I'm so sorry.

 
At 3:30 PM, Blogger Nico said...

Hope is such a total bitch. I love that you used a Kotex to gag her with. That is so apropos!

 

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