PCOS - check. Infertility - check. IVF - check. 43 years young - check. Sick of babydust - fricking double check. Join a Scottish infertile as she slowly swirls down the plughole. Now with added donor egg flava.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Open Letter to Renee...

Honey, did you not learn from the example set by Julia and Lyle??

Honey, did you not think that just a smidgen of Fake Bake might have made that dress look a teensy-weensy bit more glam??

Honey, does he take that hat off, ever??

Honey, can't you be like the rest of us and want to eat when you are happy too??

Honey, can you spell "shotgun wedding"?? Sorry, you will have to shout as I can't hear you over the ticking of your bio clock!

Honey, were you trying to prove the maxim "You can take the girl out of Texas but you cannot take the Texan out of the girl"??

Mazel tov!!


At 5:12 AM, Blogger DeadBug said...

Oh, yes. This child will be the Academy Award-winner for squinting, certainly.


At 4:54 PM, Blogger amyesq said...

Wow I didn't even THINK about the bio clock thing. So when do you think the pregnancy announcement will be?

At 9:02 PM, Blogger penelope said...

what is under his hat?

At 10:06 AM, Blogger Millie said...

I think the dress was actually made of a kind of twill. Explains a lot.

(He's much cuter than her last beau, though, even with that hat).


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