Open Letter to Renee...

Honey, did you not learn from the example set by Julia and Lyle??

Honey, did you not think that just a smidgen of Fake Bake might have made that dress look a teensy-weensy bit more glam??

Honey, does he take that hat off, ever??

Honey, can't you be like the rest of us and want to eat when you are happy too??

Honey, can you spell "shotgun wedding"?? Sorry, you will have to shout as I can't hear you over the ticking of your bio clock!

Honey, were you trying to prove the maxim "You can take the girl out of Texas but you cannot take the Texan out of the girl"??

Mazel tov!!