Walk Like An Egyptian

I am going to London to visit the Queen, wearing my thousand league boots.

Uh, no. Actually, shopping and visiting Tutenhkamun and some studly Chinese Terracotta warriors.

Before I could get on the plane, the clinic insisted on a HCG check which thankfully had fallen by 25% in a week. Another check in 7 days when I get back.

See ya laters, alligators.