PCOS - check. Infertility - check. IVF - check. 43 years young - check. Sick of babydust - fricking double check. Join a Scottish infertile as she slowly swirls down the plughole. Now with added donor egg flava.
This totally tickled me!
posted by Pamplemousse @ 6:37 PM
Where to begin? 44, TTC for decades, two tries at IVF with my own eggs crashed and burnt before transfer, got PCOS and buggered tubes. First try with a known egg donor ended in an ectopic pregnancy, second try in Capetown was a bust, third go in October 2007 was a total disaster. I am ready, willing and able to talk trash about celebs, discuss gardening, moan about the UK and our crap weather and generally try to make it to the end of the working week without killing anyone. Nice cup of tea?
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How tragic it must've been for someone to educate a little girl as to the correct name for her body parts. Dumbass.
Here, in the rural Bible Belt USA, the local community theater is putting on a play that, when they were auditioning, was referred to on the marquee as "...We're British." Now that the play is about to come out, the full name is on the marquee: "No Sex Please, We're British". I nearly peed in my pants with glee about all the letters to the editor the big bold word "sex" would spurn.
Oh, and I'm dying go to the play to hear the redneck southerners try an English accent.
I read that story about the knitting. Very ingenuous solution.
Hmmmm . . . maybe this will project interest more men in knitting?
The Florida thing is just sad. Really.
Florida fucks up again - oh no, was that offensive?
http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEwinter04/PATTwomb.html
Check that out! To go with your breasts. I've been meaning to post about it for a while.
:-)
You have GOT to be fucking kidding me. "Hoohaa"? I'm pissed that they stole my favorite word for my girly bits.....
What word could they have substituted instead-chocha, snatch? Actually, the Cooter Monologues sound much better...rolls off the tongue...
Sheesh.
PS-Nice tits!! :)
Dear Pamplemousse, those knitted breasts looked a bit disturbing, I must say. I'm sure they would make good conversation pieces on public transportation, though...
And vagina, offensive? What kind of world are we living in, anyway? Bet you anything that Floridian woman doesn't read blogs, or she'd pass out cold from the shock.
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