Pamplemousse

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Friday, February 09, 2007

What A Shame I Have Forgotten How To Knit!!!

This totally tickled me!

Come on ladies! Get your pins out.

And in another body-part-related story, what is wrong with that woman in Florida??? It could be worse, you know. There are far more explicit words than the factual name.

8 Comments:

At 8:50 PM, Blogger Kris said...

How tragic it must've been for someone to educate a little girl as to the correct name for her body parts. Dumbass.

Here, in the rural Bible Belt USA, the local community theater is putting on a play that, when they were auditioning, was referred to on the marquee as "...We're British." Now that the play is about to come out, the full name is on the marquee: "No Sex Please, We're British". I nearly peed in my pants with glee about all the letters to the editor the big bold word "sex" would spurn.

Oh, and I'm dying go to the play to hear the redneck southerners try an English accent.

 
At 9:43 PM, Blogger Lut C. said...

I read that story about the knitting. Very ingenuous solution.

 
At 10:14 PM, Blogger Beagle said...

Hmmmm . . . maybe this will project interest more men in knitting?

The Florida thing is just sad. Really.

 
At 11:18 PM, Blogger Millie said...

Yet another reason to dislike Florida.

Do you remember the uterus and fallopian tubes on knitty a couple of years ago? You can now knit all the girly bits I guess.

 
At 11:33 PM, Anonymous T said...

Florida fucks up again - oh no, was that offensive?

 
At 1:08 AM, Anonymous Flicka said...

http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEwinter04/PATTwomb.html

Check that out! To go with your breasts. I've been meaning to post about it for a while.

:-)

 
At 4:14 PM, Blogger S said...

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me. "Hoohaa"? I'm pissed that they stole my favorite word for my girly bits.....

What word could they have substituted instead-chocha, snatch? Actually, the Cooter Monologues sound much better...rolls off the tongue...

Sheesh.

PS-Nice tits!! :)

 
At 3:19 AM, Anonymous Kath said...

Dear Pamplemousse, those knitted breasts looked a bit disturbing, I must say. I'm sure they would make good conversation pieces on public transportation, though...

And vagina, offensive? What kind of world are we living in, anyway? Bet you anything that Floridian woman doesn't read blogs, or she'd pass out cold from the shock.

 

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