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Sunday, November 19, 2006

Where is Mystic Meg??? Updated for anyone not currently residing in my curdled mind

My Libra horoscope one day this week said:

Marvin the Paranoid Android brightened many a Douglas Adams book with his infectious brand of negativity. The tales would not have been as enjoyable without him but we must remember he was a figure of fun, not a role model for the masses!

A part of you is in 'retreat'. You want something badly. You have wanted it for a while. You don't think you will ever get it. So you have become cheerfully pessimistic. Watch, now that this doesn't stop you from seizing a very real opportunity.

And also for every single star sign, the tag line ran: there is magic in store between now and the December full moon. Really, magic in December for everyone? Who would have thunk it???

I don't think the happy pills have cured me of being a mentalist* yet, do you???


*“Hello.”
“Whoooo...oggy oggy oggy!”
“Oi oi oi! Alright Oggy?”
“Keano here, on speakerphone.”
“You on speakerphone?”
“Yep.”
“Tits! Who heard that?”
“Everyone, you mentalist. Shut up. What do you want?”
“You coming down Chasers tonight for Gobbler’s birthday?”
“Yeah, definitely. Jimmy the perv coming?”
“Yeah yeah.”
“What about Fishfingers?”
“Oh Fishfingers can’t come cos Susan caught him getting off with whatsherface, with the norks.”
”Oh, that is mental. I’ll see you later then.”
“Gonads!”

Gareth and Oggy (Series 2, Episode 6, The Office)

8 Comments:

At 12:59 PM, Blogger Lut C. said...

;-) I'll confess to ignorance. I know who Marvin the Paranoid Android is, no worries. But a mentalist? Not a clue.

 
At 1:23 PM, Blogger Thalia said...

sweetie, I think poking fun at ppl who write horoscopes is beneath you, honestly.

Sorry to hear that the happy pills haven't kicked in yet. Shall we talk about politics while we wait?

 
At 2:47 PM, Blogger Millie said...

I don't believe in horoscopes but there is one that I read because it's often eerily on target for me. I call it my LA Story Billboard because I think it's speaking directly to me.

Just keep your towel with you and you'll be fine.

 
At 3:14 PM, Anonymous Flicka said...

well, if Marvin the Paranoid Android thinks so, then I'll believe it. :-p

Miss you!

 
At 3:41 PM, Blogger DD said...

I had the most AMAZING comment ever...and then blogger ate it. Don't think I'm kidding...

"Things that look bright and cheerful right now could be hiding some dark, scary secrets. In fact, the happier someone or something appears to be, the more negative or dastardly it truly is. This cautious period should last through the week."

That's my horoscope for the day/week. Hopefully your happy pills kick in NEXT week 'cause I'll have to be paranoid of you otherwise.

 
At 6:29 PM, Anonymous Mollywogger said...

Oh! You mentioned Oggy!

Loving you.

 
At 8:09 PM, Blogger Lut C. said...

LOL! I even saw that episode, twice probably. Let's just chalk it down to being 'lost in translation'. :-)

 
At 7:48 PM, Blogger Beagle said...

I hope your happy pills kick in . . . how about a bottle of wine in the meantime? Is that "allowed"?

 

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